girl: he cheated on me
me: then break up with him
i just burned 1200 calories (i forgot the pizza in the oven)
Yes I am an expert on Greek mythology I have read a Percy Jackson book
how about the international justice league of super acquaintances
Sometimes I feel like nothing is good enough for tumblr. Disney portrays a strong female character. It’s not good enough because she’s white. Google does something for Elimination of Violence Against Women day. It’s not good enough because it’s not smacked in your face. You have to cherish the little victories, folks. The cup isn’t always half empty.
FINALLY SOMEONE FUCKING SAYS IT